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transfrmrs · 1 day ago

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Windblade: Can you teach me how to hoe? Starscream: Rude Starscream: But yes

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swiftyangx12 · 2 months ago

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[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name; Cybertronian name)

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[D/N]: I only had Bumblebee for a solar-cycle and a half. But if anything happens to him, I’ll offline everyone in this room and then myself.

Bumblebee: ??? *Confused and concerned*

#Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine #Honestly…Any iteration of him works for this scenario.#Transformers #Transformers Prime #TFP #Transformers Animated #TFA #Transformers Generation One #Transformers G1 #Transformers Bayverse #TF Bayverse #Transformers One #TF One #Bumblebee #Bumblebee x reader #Incorrect Transformers Quotes #Incorrect TF Quotes #Transformers x reader #TF x reader

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headcannonsindisguise · 5 months ago

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Megatron: We are getting fewer and fewer usable alternative names for flunkies. "Henchmen" is too gendered and "Henchbots" just doesn't have a nice ring to it. You can't say "Minion" without thinking of the little yellow guys and DONT get me started on the word "goon."

#transformers #maccadam #incorrect transformer quotes #incorrect tf quotes #transformers megatron #TF Megatron #G1 #transformers animated #transformers prime #transformers mtmte #transformers g1 #source:twitter #i refuse to call it x

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er-cryptid · 1 year ago

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 7 months ago

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Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

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fanaticalthings · 7 months ago

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POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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#it's tough being a single mom. especially when youre a man with no children.#give me a dick grayson who's always on the precipice of either strangling his siblings or showering them with love #im not really a ''tim drake is a coffee addict'' truther however i do think he should be an absolute diva when it comes to food orders #that single period that dick sends is that 10% of rage that just barely seeped thru #also dude's like 30 he def does not understand the slang of the youth ''lock in?? tf does that mean??''#also my girl stephanie deserves to be smart asf!! i wanna see her thriving #social media au #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #batkids #nightwing #red hood #spoiler #red robin #duke thomas #signal #bruce wayne #batman #batdad #dc comics #twitter #tweets #texts #incorrect quotes #fanatical posting

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maybmila · 9 months ago

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Stay tf away from him ur scaring him lamb

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#cw suggestive #lamb actually leave him tf alone #i hc that they very rarely have any bedtime activities bc lamb can barely handle vulnerability like that #but lamb is just a teasing asshole #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #narinder x lamb #cult of the lamb narinder #incorrect quotes #cotl incorrect quotes

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skyrigel · 26 days ago

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Y/n: Do you wanna come see a movie ?

Ghost: No.

Y/n: why ?

Ghost: Can't let the gang know I like you.

Y/n: ...

*shoves wedding ring in his face while stranddling his lap*

Y/n: We've been married for two years !

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batfam-stuff-posts-0 · 5 months ago

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Damian: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Dick: Obviously come find you-

Jason: Nothing.

Tim: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

#jason and tim are liars theyd freak tf out #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne #the robins #batfamily

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lmadsadness · 2 months ago

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how to trick your husband into admitting that hes sleep deprived:

#like hello???? Shockwave get some sleep.#your husband demands it #transformers #tf #soundwave #shockwave #tf soundwave #tf shockwave #wavewave #shocksound #soundshock #soundwave x shockwave #shockwave x soundwave #shitpost (kinda)#oh mighty incorrect quotes generator #actually gives me motivation to draw wavewave in silly situations #Soundwave must knock Shockwave out and put him on the berth #he needs some sleep 🫶🫶🫶🫶#his reward for his hard work is a free good 8 hour sleep

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connorsui · 25 days ago

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Ghost: You have to change jobs

MC: ...I am not changing jobs?

Ghost: And why not?

MC: Why not? ..the tips are great?

Ghost: ...Become a stripper the tips will be better

MC: how will becoming a stripper be better?!

Ghost: I'll be your only client ...the pole would be in my room

MC: ...

.......be serious?

Ghost: I am being serious ill thrown in great insurance

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transfrmrs · 2 days ago

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Ironhide: You guys got engaged?? Wheeljack: Yeah Ironhide: To be Conjunxed?? Starscream: Yes Windblade: Give us the details! Tell us everything! Wheeljack: Not to brag, but it was super romantic. (flashback to Starscream and Wheeljack drinking energon in the lab) Wheeljack: Hey, you wanna get married? Starscream: Sure

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x-x-nyctophilia-writes-x-x · 2 days ago

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Y/n: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Gaz: You... You were putting it in cold water?

Y/n:.......

Soap: Y/n. Answer the question, Y/n.

Y/n: Well... yeah. I thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the “tea-ification” process. I didn't realize there was an actual reason. Besides, do you really think I have the patience to boil water?

Soap: Ye dinnae have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?

Gaz: Wait, wait- why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Soap: Do ye think ah've got the patience to boil water on the stove?

Gaz: It takes less than a minute!

Y/n: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun??

Gaz: Well, how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove then?

Y/n: Like, 7 minutes!

Soap: *nods*

Gaz: *sighs* Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.

Soap: ...Ye're puttin' the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat?

Y/n: *crying laughing* Your stove is fucking enchanted!

Price: Every single one of you is a fucking lunatic.

Ghost: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

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cyhmer · 9 months ago

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This is totally what they implied in that scene

#transformers #maccadam #tf idw #megatron #orion pax #optimus prime #bludgeon #megop #incorrect quotes

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er-cryptid · 1 year ago

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 4 months ago

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Y/N, over the phone: I'm breaking up- Ghost: I'm pregnant Y/N:..I meant the call Ghost: Right sorry I panicked

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