#incorrect tf quotes
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transfrmrs · 2 days ago
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Optimus: What state would you live in? Red Alert: Constant anxiety Mirage: Denial Prowl: Perfection Ratchet: Florida
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swiftyangx12 · 1 month ago
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[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name; Cybertronian name)
Cybertronian![Reader]
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[D/N]: I only had Bumblebee for a solar-cycle and a half. But if anything happens to him, I’ll offline everyone in this room and then myself.
Bumblebee: ??? *Confused and concerned*
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headcannonsindisguise · 4 months ago
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Megatron: We are getting fewer and fewer usable alternative names for flunkies. "Henchmen" is too gendered and "Henchbots" just doesn't have a nice ring to it. You can't say "Minion" without thinking of the little yellow guys and DONT get me started on the word "goon."
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er-cryptid · 1 year ago
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Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally
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fanaticalthings · 6 months ago
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POV: You're the oldest sibling
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it's tough being the oldest.
<- Prev Masterlist Next ->
Bonus:
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maybmila · 7 months ago
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Stay tf away from him ur scaring him lamb
Messy incorrect quotes there will be more
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batfam-stuff-posts-0 · 3 months ago
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Damian: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Dick: Obviously come find you-
Jason: Nothing.
Tim: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.
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lmadsadness · 20 days ago
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how to trick your husband into admitting that hes sleep deprived:
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cyhmer · 8 months ago
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This is totally what they implied in that scene
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skyrigel · 26 days ago
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Y/n: we literally killed no one !
Ghost: *all bloodied* Literally.
Price:
Price: we believe you but what did you do with the body ?
Y/n: Si took care of it —
Ghost:...
Y/n: *whispering* busted.
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transfrmrs · 1 day ago
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Starscream: I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself "I have committed horrible acts"
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unicornblossom13 · 21 days ago
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Ratchet [pointing at photos of Megatron and Starscream]: These are homicidal maniacs.
[Optimus and Jetfire raise their hands]
Ratchet: No, you may not date them.
[They lower their hands]
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blingblong55 · 3 months ago
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internal thoughts-141
its a normal day on base, which is why reader decided to air out some thoughts
Ghost: *reading*
R/N: I think I'm gonna start carrying around a gun
Gaz: what? why?
R/N: so that way if I ever get kidnapped I can use it to immediately shoot myself now the kidnappers are being charged with kidnapping and murder
Soap: *nods* that's smart
R/N: what are they gonna tell the jury? that I just took out my own gun and shot myself in the head???
R/N: like anyone's gonna believe that *chuckles*
Gaz: I'm never taking my lunch break with you guys anymore :(
Price: I really wish I could retire *sighs heavily*
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er-cryptid · 1 year ago
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Y/N, over the phone: I'm breaking up- Ghost: I'm pregnant Y/N:..I meant the call Ghost: Right sorry I panicked
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